So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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