Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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