Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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