it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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