Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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