Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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