I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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