i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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