Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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