"it" just moved
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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