i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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