Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
