escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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