real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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