i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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