Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
