Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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