Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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