why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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