): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You made out with two different species that night
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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