Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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