I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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