My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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