do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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