super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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