who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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