I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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