That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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