Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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