Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
