What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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