How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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