She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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