You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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