You made me cry and you don't even care
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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