Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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