I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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