Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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