Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I am naked and annoyed.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
