Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I think I sprained my soul last night
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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