her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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