i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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