it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I will be naked everywhere
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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