Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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