He had one of those small greek statue penises
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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