oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
God I need to hump something, right now.
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