would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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