i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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