How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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