Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Still dying that you shit outside
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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