Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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